Some Funny Shit! I’ll follow the first 5 people to reblog this and follow them!
but noooo because my family wants to act like this:
Oops I accidentally punched you in the face
I’m not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. When I’m drunk we go to parties.
Bitch, You’re a booty call. Stop putting your relationship status as “It’s Complicated”.
Practice may make perfect, but in this case, you’re just being a slut.