Vote for me on this site and I’ll follow you, just message me telling me you voted! You don’t need to sign up for anything, all you need to do is hit the vote button :)
Some Funny Shit! I’ll follow the first 5 people to reblog this and follow them!
but noooo because my family wants to act like this:
Oops I accidentally punched you in the face
I’m not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. When I’m drunk we go to parties.
Bitch, You’re a booty call. Stop putting your relationship status as “It’s Complicated”.
Practice may make perfect, but in this case, you’re just being a slut.