I wish my Christmas was calm
but noooo because my family wants to act like this:
Oops I accidentally ate all your food
Oops I accidentally punched you in the face
.. bitch
I’m not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. When I’m drunk we go to parties.
(Source: thebadbitchlife)
Bitch, You’re a booty call. Stop putting your relationship status as “It’s Complicated”.
(Source: thebadbitchlife)
Practice may make perfect, but in this case, you’re just being a slut.
(Source: thebadbitchlife)
